WHY ARE THESE PIRATE MUPPETS SO BUSTY
hanabi:
#jw #aren’t they cold
on one of the muppet tv shows, there’s a pig character who’s a parody of baywatch-era pamela anderson, which means that she’s basically a pig muppet with huge cleavage. one of the episodes I remember seeing as a kid was a parody of the movie speed, where if the ratings drop too low the building blows up, so they have the cleavage pig dance on stage in a bikini and the ratings go through the roof
“sexy” muppets are, for better or worse, an integral part of the muppet universe. realizing, as an adult, that this part exists, is, well, weird