theretardedcroissant: doctormasterjedi: werelivininacrazyworld: blackdave: Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form YOU’RE WELCOME EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME God bless and keep you my child. Fuck yes
hours: “[A] new Archie is about to emerge. We have caught him on the hop. For he is in a past-tense, future-perfect kind of mood. He is in a maybe this, maybe thatkind of mood.” — Zadie Smith, White Teeth
hanabi replied to your post: And it’s done. Considering I had a stomach virus,… OTSUKAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE/feel better bro ;n; it was great, I didn’t realize I had skipped over the concluding point I was trying to make until after we started taking questions -____-
And it’s done. Considering I had a stomach virus, not so bad. Now to actually enjoy this conference.
why do I put so much work into something I hate so...
Sugihara: Sorry [for knocking you down]
Cop: Yeah. All I wanted was ¥120.
Sugihara: I thought you were gonna arrest me, for not carrying my Alien Registration Card. I'm South Korean.
Cop: So you're from South Korea?
Sugihara: No, I'm a permanent resident, born here.
Cop: Permanent residents have to carry the registration card?
Sugihara: Or we have to go to jail, or pay a ¥200,000 fine.
Cop: Really? Guess I gotta arrest you!
Sugihara: ... even though you didn't know.
Cop: Awhile back, I dated a Korean girl.
Sugihara: ... really.
Cop: Her cooking was awful. She made this gross kimchi, we had to wash it first! But she was really cute.
conversations with my father
dad: I never went to Shea Stadium before they tore it down.
me: have you been to the new one?
dad: only once, for a bar mitzvah.
Of course you get rid of Obamacare, that’s the easy one, but there are others....– Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, continuing the GOP’s war on women. And common sense and decency. (via) I like that he thinks the President can just get rid of Planned Parenthood. (via socialistexan)