March 2012
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Watchtheretardedcroissant:
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Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form
YOU’RE WELCOME EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME
God bless and keep you my child.
Fuck yes
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“[A] new Archie is about to emerge. We have caught him on the hop. For he is in a past-tense, future-perfect kind of mood. He is in a maybe this, maybe thatkind of mood.”
— Zadie Smith, White Teeth
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hanabi replied to your post: And it’s done. Considering I had a stomach virus,…
OTSUKAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE/feel better bro ;n;
it was great, I didn’t realize I had skipped over the concluding point I was trying to make until after we started taking questions -____-
And it’s done. Considering I had a stomach virus, not so bad. Now to actually enjoy this conference.
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why do I put so much work into something I hate so...
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Sugihara: Sorry [for knocking you down]
Cop: Yeah. All I wanted was ¥120.
Sugihara: I thought you were gonna arrest me, for not carrying my Alien Registration Card. I'm South Korean.
Cop: So you're from South Korea?
Sugihara: No, I'm a permanent resident, born here.
Cop: Permanent residents have to carry the registration card?
Sugihara: Or we have to go to jail, or pay a ¥200,000 fine.
Cop: Really? Guess I gotta arrest you!
Sugihara: ... even though you didn't know.
Cop: Awhile back, I dated a Korean girl.
Sugihara: ... really.
Cop: Her cooking was awful. She made this gross kimchi, we had to wash it first! But she was really cute.
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conversations with my father
dad: I never went to Shea Stadium before they tore it down.
me: have you been to the new one?
dad: only once, for a bar mitzvah.
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“Of course you get rid of Obamacare, that’s the easy one, but there are others....”
– Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, continuing the GOP’s war on women. And common sense and decency.
(via)
I like that he thinks the President can just get rid of Planned Parenthood.
(via socialistexan)
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